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2011 Legacy: The Witness Stand

 Why did the lawyer bring a “Fitbit” to court? To show the jury how fast the witness’s heart beat when they started lying.

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor09/18/2002 15:09You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@BBS_Sysop09/04/2013 03:09Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Voodoo_3dfx04/18/2008 07:41The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Pi_Mathematics07/02/1995 06:44Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Twelve_Monkeys_F10/20/2001 17:07The future is laughing at us.
@Walter_Sobchak07/03/2003 10:38Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Ermahgerd_Girl12/05/2001 05:06ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Afk_For_Laughs08/01/1996 16:18Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@Shut_Up_Money11/04/2012 13:11Shut up and take my laughter!

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