Why did the lawyer bring a “Fitbit” to court? To show the jury how fast the witness’s heart beat when they started lying.
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You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
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The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Finding the patterns in the humor.
The future is laughing at us.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
Shut up and take my laughter!