A guy asks for a Bartles & Jaymes. The bartender says, “They retired, and so should that order.”
Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Gladiator II
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The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neuralink Slip
A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
This site is never finished... with humor!
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
True story! I was there!
A wild laugh appeared!