“It has a screen on the controller!” “Great, now you can ignore me while looking at your hands.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
That still only counts as one laugh!
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
No way! That’s too much!
My followers need to see this!