“The Dude abides the lockdown. He’s been training for this his whole life.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
2024 Archive: The B-52
"Light it up like a rocket to the moon."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Longlegs
A guy whispers, "Hail Satan," and the bartender calls the cops.P...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Silently laughing in the snow.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!