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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

"I want a beer I can actually see through." "Coming right up, gr...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

@ICQ_Master9902/12/2008 02:22Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Y2K_Ready01/24/2015 02:10If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@CRT_Degauss03/20/1999 20:54BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Jordan_Fan_2306/13/2007 05:53Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Mini_Me_Rocks09/03/1999 07:40... (Laughter in silence).

@Brick_Tamland_L08/26/1996 06:12I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Fred_Channel_0603/15/1996 18:18HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

@Cool_Story_Bro04/13/2011 14:04Actually, it IS a cool story!