2013 Vintage: The White House Down

I told her I’m Channing Tatum. She said, “You’re ‘Channing-Tatum-After-Eating-A-Box-Of-Donuts’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »

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I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

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Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

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Our fridge locked itself and won't let me have a beer until I "p...read more »

@Iron_Man_Tony03/23/2000 11:55I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Startup_Kid12/03/2013 01:49Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Floppy_Fanatic07/12/2015 08:04Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@BackToFuture_M05/03/2010 09:17Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Y_U_NO_Laugh12/24/2004 20:52Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

@Rocket_Jumper02/18/2012 14:37This humor took me to new heights!

@Protoss_Pylon03/02/2006 07:07You must construct additional laughs!