2004 Archive: The White Chicks

Two guys walk in dressed as blonde women. The bartender says, “I’ve seen this movie, and I’m still not giving you free drinks.”

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@Geocities_Neighbor03/31/2012 15:00Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Malware_Hunter09/19/2001 18:16Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Anchorman_Ron04/08/2002 08:54I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Blue_Your_My_Boy11/07/2007 21:02You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Safari_Surfer06/30/2008 14:28A wild laugh appeared!