Two guys walk into a bar and start hitting on everyone. The bartender asks, “Are you invited?” They say, “We’re the ‘Rule Number 76’ guys. No excuses, play like a champion!”
Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
2024 Classic: The Dark and Stormy
"The weather report for November."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The ...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.