Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Waka. / Waka who? / Waka Waka, eh eh! It’s time for Africa (and for you to let me in)!
Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2010 New Decade Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!