My husband wants to start a burger joint. I told him he can’t even flip a pancake without hitting the ceiling.
Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
The Secret to 50 Years
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The Bed Space
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The Hearing Aid
Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »
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64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Closet
It won't let me wear my 2014 cargo shorts. The doors just stay l...read more »
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
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In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
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The Diet Partner
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