2012 Legacy: The Vision

“I see stars!” “That’s not a medical emergency, you just looked at the sun during the eclipse.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner05/07/2012 10:28Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Flash_Animator07/06/2000 02:15I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Hotmail_Checker12/16/2015 17:30Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Hanson_Fan_9709/02/2015 22:07Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Sixth_Sense_Cole12/05/2005 17:03I see funny people... everywhere!

@Unix_Wizard07/25/2007 07:55sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Judge_Dredd_Law04/16/2014 05:28I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Terran_Marine05/20/2002 04:46Go, go, go! More jokes!