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2012 Vintage: The Vine App

 Why did the blonde try to water her iPhone? She heard about a new app called “Vine.”

Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Austin_Powers_Groovy01/16/1996 14:12Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@SimCity_Mayor02/25/2009 23:31Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Dancing_Baby_9611/10/2009 22:46Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@Arthur_Fist_Fan10/07/2011 06:18My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Shut_Up_Money06/02/2011 12:10Shut up and take my laughter!

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