She recorded her soap operas over my taped football game. I call it “The Great Tragedy of ’95.”
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Exit
I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »
The DIY Expert
Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
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64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
The Hearing Aid
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In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Neural-Music
The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »
What’s the difference between love and...
What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind b...read more »
The Remote Control
The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
It really whips the llama's ass!
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
That still only counts as one laugh!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
First! And it’s funny!