2004 Vintage: The Usher

A guy walks in and starts singing “Yeah!” The bartender says, “Yeah! That’ll be seven dollars! Yeah!”

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@The_Real_Morpheus12/03/2015 08:55What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@Modem_Meltdown01/24/2002 02:25My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Antivirus_Pro10/06/2002 11:52No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Wrestling_Nut09/19/2009 16:06Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Bam_Margera_Fan06/17/2009 17:23Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Chain_Mail_Hater09/19/2014 12:41I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Construction_Dig09/29/2010 01:41Still digging for more humor!

@About_Dot_Com03/13/2000 18:00The human guide to online humor.

@Xanga_Skin_Maker08/03/2007 03:02This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.