A guy says, “My car is here!” The bartender says, “You didn’t call a cab.” The guy says, “I pressed a button on my magic glowing rectangle. The future is here, Gary.”
Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Mimosa
"The official fuel of 'mindful' brunches."Part of the 58 Bar Jok...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
The power of three... laughs!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?