I just watched the Battle of Helm’s Deep, and now my local park looks incredibly boring.
Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
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