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2002 Classic: The Two Towers

 “Our marriage is like The Two Towers.” “How so?” “We’re under siege, there’s an army of in-laws at the gate, and the wizard (the therapist) hasn’t shown up yet.”

Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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