2006 Archive: The Twitter Limit

A guy tries to tell a long story. The bartender says, “Sorry, I only listen to the first 140 words now.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Beanie_Baby_Collector03/26/2006 15:52This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@X-Gen_Mark03/08/2001 05:32This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Diva_Plavalaguna08/13/2014 22:03The highest note of humor!

@Blink_Tag_User02/20/1998 10:31<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@Maplestory_Kid04/05/2002 01:41@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!

@LonelyGirl15_F10/03/1998 02:18Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!