2012 Vintage: The Twitter

Why did the blonde try to follow a pigeon? She heard “Twitter” was the best way to follow someone.

Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@Sidekick_User07/21/2003 14:25Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz02/01/2005 00:37The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Napster_User_9903/07/2003 15:52Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@DVD_Rom_King05/23/2002 18:42More capacity for humor on this site!

@Antivirus_Pro04/17/1998 21:56No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Orkut_Member_9907/20/2010 18:34A fan from Brazil! Great humor!