I told her M. Night Shyamalan is a genius. She said, “The real ‘plot twist’ would be you finishing the basement.”
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The First Date Memory
Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »
2025 Archive: The VR Vacation
We "went" to Japan. I told her I’m jet-lagged. She said, "You’re...read more »
The Secret to 50 Years
Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Closet
It won't let me wear my 2014 cargo shorts. The doors just stay l...read more »
61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition
In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »
A recent study has found that...
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
When a couple gets married, why...
When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Vacuum Uprising
It sucked up my car keys and refused to give them back until I c...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Neural-Music
The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »
2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »
67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition
In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
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I’ll be back... to read this again.
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!