2010 Vintage: The Toy Story 3

A guy cries into his beer. “He gave the toys away, man! He just gave them away!”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

A guy walks in and asks for a Nuka-Cola. The bartender gives him...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

@DialUp_Dreamer12/16/2013 22:02Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@Forrest_Gump_8808/11/2008 14:48Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@Harry_Potter_0109/28/2002 20:33Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Futurama_Bender06/18/2008 06:37Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Uncle_Rico_9807/20/2006 09:40I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Space_Background06/22/2014 20:21The stars are aligned for this joke.

@Mind_Blown_Gif11/24/2004 22:33*Boom* - there goes my brain!