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2005 Vintage: The Tom Cruise

 A guy starts jumping on the bar stools like they’re Oprah’s couch. The bartender says, “We get it, you love your drink. Now sit down before you get kicked out of Hollywood… and this bar.”

Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer04/22/2009 15:35You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Futurama_Bender04/13/1996 03:55Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Agent_Smith_0106/05/1999 06:53It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@StoneCold_31605/14/2006 23:41And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Second_Life_Avy06/26/2003 08:59In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@Wall_Post_Hero02/05/2009 03:23Posting this to my own wall right now!

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