2002 Legacy: The TiVo

A guy asks, “Can I pause the bartender?” The bartender says, “Only if you pay for the ‘Premium’ service, which is a $20 tip.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

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@Jurassic_Park_Grant03/16/2000 14:53They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Bluetooth_Bot10/31/1996 11:51Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@CatDog_Alone06/07/2015 13:29One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@CompuServe_Classic12/23/2013 19:38Premium humor for premium members.

@Charlie_Unicorn05/07/2012 02:28We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@Social_Media_G07/22/2012 19:50I’m going to poke you for this joke!