My single friends are on Tinder. I told my wife we should try a “Marriage Tinder” where we just swipe left on each other’s chore requests.
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »
2025 Classic: The Digital Twin
My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »
The Remote Control
The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »
What’s the difference between love and...
What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind b...read more »
The Cleaning Strategy
Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Truck 2.0
It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »
68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »
A recent study has found that...
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Smart Lighting
It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »
2025 Archive: The VR Office
He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition
In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
May I suggest another joke, sir?
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