2007 Legacy: The Timbaland

Everything has a “beat” now. My husband is beat-boxing while I’m trying to tell him about my day.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@ICQ_Master9906/18/1999 05:10Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@WebTV_Viewer01/17/2009 03:23Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Alt_Vista_Searcher05/07/2007 23:29I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Hercules_Xena12/25/2001 07:54By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Austin_Powers_Doctor04/23/2000 14:25One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Hackers_Movie_Fan08/27/1999 09:55Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Flashdance_What05/16/1996 13:11What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Clans_Leader_9907/16/2013 18:57Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!