A guy tries to lift a heavy beer mug and fails. He says, “I am not worthy!” The bartender says, “No, you’re just weak. Try a light beer.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2014 Legacy: The Kim Kardashian’s Paper
A girl tries to balance a champagne glass on her back. The bartender says, "If you break the int... read more »
A girl tries to balance a champagne glass on her back. The bartender says, "If you break the int... read more »
2. 2010 Archive: The Uber Origin
A guy says, "Imagine if you could call a car with your phone!" The bartender says, "It’s called ... read more »
A guy says, "Imagine if you could call a car with your phone!" The bartender says, "It’s called ... read more »
3. 2024 Archive: The Sabato’s Espresso
A girl orders an Espresso Martini and says, "I’m working late, cause I’m a singer!" The bartende... read more »
A girl orders an Espresso Martini and says, "I’m working late, cause I’m a singer!" The bartende... read more »
4. 2002 Classic: The Nelly
A guy walks in with a Band-Aid on his cheek. The bartender asks, "Nelly fan or did you trip?"Par... read more »
A guy walks in with a Band-Aid on his cheek. The bartender asks, "Nelly fan or did you trip?"Par... read more »
5. 1997 Legacy: The Bottle Opener
The bottle opener says, "I'm the only one here with a real job."Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 19... read more »
The bottle opener says, "I'm the only one here with a real job."Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 19... read more »
6. 2017 Vintage: The Bar Stool
"Reserved for the 'HODL' crowd."Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boo... read more »
"Reserved for the 'HODL' crowd."Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boo... read more »
7. 2015 Archive: The Straight Outta Compton
A guy walks in with a black and white sign that says "Straight Outta Patience."Part of the 53 Ba... read more »
A guy walks in with a black and white sign that says "Straight Outta Patience."Part of the 53 Ba... read more »
8. 2010 Archive: The Bar Stool
"The best place to tweet from."Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch”... read more »
"The best place to tweet from."Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch”... read more »
9. The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible man walks into a bar. The barte... read more »
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible man walks into a bar. The barte... read more »
10. 2003 Vintage: The BlackBerry
"I'm 'CrackBerry' addicted!" The bartender says, "I'm 'Pay-Your-Tab' addicted."Part of the 69 Ba... read more »
"I'm 'CrackBerry' addicted!" The bartender says, "I'm 'Pay-Your-Tab' addicted."Part of the 69 Ba... read more »
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[2014-06-22 ARCHIVE_LOG]Angelfire_User: Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
[2012-05-28 ARCHIVE_LOG]Modem_Meltdown: My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
[1997-03-28 ARCHIVE_LOG]Backstreet_Fan: I want it that way... the funny way!
[2001-03-20 ARCHIVE_LOG]XFiles_Spooky_M: Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
[2011-11-15 ARCHIVE_LOG]Trinity_Matrix: Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
[1997-02-26 ARCHIVE_LOG]Donnie_Darko_88: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
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