2014 Legacy: The Theodore

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

@Flash_Animator11/02/2002 16:42I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Requiem_Dreamer06/25/2015 16:56That was intense... and funny!

@Shagadelic_9711/11/2015 08:21This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Harambe_Memories02/08/2003 23:49Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler03/22/2012 20:25May I suggest another joke, sir?