Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
This is the future of humor!