Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut, let me in!
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
But you have heard of this joke!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
One billion... laughs!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Heh heh heh. Good one.
Found this on the deep end of the net.
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.