Why did the dad laugh at the electric car? Because he heard it had a “shocking” personality.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Alrighty then! Super funny.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
... (Laughter in silence).