Elon Musk tried to show off his “indestructible” truck and the windows shattered instantly. It’s the perfect metaphor for my 2019 mental health.
Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
I should make a game about this joke.
Tapping my way to a good mood.