What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you make my digital footprint look like I was in church instead of the casino?”
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition
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2025 Archive: The Witness Stand
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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Legacy
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45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Merger Mania” Edition
In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Technicality
A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »
2025 Archive: The Evidence
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2025 Vintage: The Negotiation
A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ethical AI
Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »
2025 Archive: The Small Print
He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »
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The Two Hearts
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49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Bio-Metric Jury
A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »
The Bus Load
A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
One joke to rule them all!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
We created a monster... of a joke!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
My followers need to see this!