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What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you make my billing software compatible with my lack of remorse?”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »

Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »

A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »

Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »

Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »

Why did the lawyer subpoena the witness's brain chip? Because "I...read more »

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

@Cheers_Norm01/28/1998 15:47Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Keyboard_Cat_P09/04/1996 11:23Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Tagged_Network01/23/2005 22:54You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Rocket_Jumper04/12/2004 20:22This humor took me to new heights!

@Protoss_Pylon12/04/2008 15:07You must construct additional laughs!

@Retro_End_User10/03/2010 00:41The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.