Limp Bizkit doing Mission: Impossible. It’s loud, it’s angry, and I love it.
Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!