1999 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands

“Are you nervous?” “No, but my computer is. It thinks I’m a 19-year-old farmer from 1901.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

@Lion_King_Simba12/20/2005 12:21Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Legally_Blonde_Elle05/31/2006 22:36What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Skate_Or_Die_9905/27/2004 23:17Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Scream_Ghostface01/18/2008 04:44Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Donnie_Darko_8808/26/2013 10:05Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Gremlins_Gizmo04/24/1995 14:18Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Confused_Travolta02/19/2014 05:17Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

@Second_Life_Avy08/07/1995 13:56In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.