2005 Classic: The Surgeon’s Fee

He asked for my soul. I told him the HMO already took it.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

@Myspace_Tom09/04/2004 17:34I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Startup_Kid06/13/2006 12:05Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@USB_Pioneer06/18/2015 08:13Plug and Play laughter!

@Bluetooth_Bot07/06/2015 14:40Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Fargo_Marge12/03/2003 02:16Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Lock_Stock_Two04/03/1998 10:24It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Magic_SchoolBus04/07/1999 20:39Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Influencer_9909/08/2009 15:35My followers need to see this!