2020 Legacy: The Surgeon 2

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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

@Myspace_Tom08/03/2006 13:04I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Hellboy_Red03/27/2004 11:05I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@AllYourBase_9903/16/2008 05:55All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Grinds_My_Gears03/13/2013 05:10You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Clans_Leader_9901/25/1998 09:36Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!