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1999 Vintage: The “Summer Girls” Lyrics

 LFO just rhymed “Abercrombie & Fitch” with “Chinese food makes me sick.” Poetry is dead.

Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Backstreet_Fan05/27/2009 07:14I want it that way... the funny way!
@Fresh_Prince_Will06/06/1996 00:04Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
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@Selfie_King_0507/20/2001 05:37Taking a photo of me laughing!

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