LFO just rhymed “Abercrombie & Fitch” with “Chinese food makes me sick.” Poetry is dead.
Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want it that way... the funny way!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
Actually, it IS a cool story!
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.
Taking a photo of me laughing!