I just watched eight hours of kids on bikes fighting monsters in the 80s, and now I’m convinced that my suburban childhood was incredibly boring.
Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift archive. Historically Verified
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Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!