1995 Archive: The Story

She tells a story to our friends. I try to correct a detail. She gives me “The Look.” I stop talking.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »

A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »

It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »

I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

Our fridge locked itself and won't let me have a beer until I "p...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

@Unix_Wizard06/29/2003 04:59sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Bluetooth_Bot04/05/2006 18:39Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@MTV_Unplugged06/07/1996 09:54Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Everquest_Solo02/10/2014 11:59Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

@Charlie_Unicorn11/13/2002 17:25We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@Troll_Face_Real11/17/2015 06:08Problem? No, just laughs!