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2019 Classic: The Storm Area 51 Part 2

 “They can’t stop all of us!” “The bouncer can. Try him.”

Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Legacy: The Bar Stool
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2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
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73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
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37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
 A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sid_Meier_Fan07/21/2007 15:55Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Net_Neutral_9505/22/2001 15:24This is why we need the internet.
@Dumb_And_Dumber01/17/2009 20:11So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Hotmail_Checker08/24/1995 05:45Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Brennan_Huff_X04/26/2013 04:21I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@Scumbag_Steve_X03/19/2003 15:41Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@One_Does_Not_S01/30/2004 23:41One does not simply read one joke.
@Clans_Leader_9901/25/2004 06:13Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@David_After_Dent02/22/1997 02:01Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
@Podcast_Listener05/21/2009 09:43I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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