A guy asks for the chalice. The bartender says, “One fancy glass for a guy in a hoodie.”
Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Sonic 3
A guy runs into the bar really fast and hits the wall.Part of th...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Very Demure
A woman orders a drink very quietly, sips it delicately, and wip...read more »
2024 Archive: The ChatGPT-4o
A guy puts his phone on the bar and tells the AI, "Hey, describe...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
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The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Whiskey Sour
"As sour as the Olympics breakdancing discourse."Part of the 58 ...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
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3D laughs are the best!
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