2022 Archive: The Starlink

Why did the blonde try to connect her laptop to a literal star? She heard about “Starlink” and thought the constellations provided free Wi-Fi.

Part of the 53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2022 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@Beavis_Butthead10/23/2003 02:33Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Malware_Hunter10/03/2006 12:46Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Judge_Dredd_Law09/02/2000 15:07I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Diva_Plavalaguna10/17/2005 11:54The highest note of humor!

@Mr_Blonde_Dance11/15/2002 13:29Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Steve-O_Wild02/26/2001 20:24Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Transformers_OP05/22/2008 12:41Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular03/17/1995 07:26I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

@Believe_It_Or_N08/11/1996 13:30I choose to believe it’s funny.