“Construct additional pylons” is a sentence that is currently ruining my sleep schedule.
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Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
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Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
I should make a game about this joke.