1999 Classic: The Starbucks Latte

She’s “venti” annoyed that I didn’t get her the right kind of milk.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Coffee_Addict01/10/2004 08:36404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Kernel_Panic_9806/13/2002 21:02This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@SoulSeek_Fan12/25/2008 23:13Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Gremlins_Gizmo09/20/1995 02:05Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Numa_Numa_Guy05/13/2012 17:00Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@One_Does_Not_S09/16/1997 09:46One does not simply read one joke.