M. Night Shyamalan is back! I didn’t see that ending coming, and now I need to re-watch a movie from 2000.
Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Super green! Hilarious!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!