Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Spidey. / Spidey who? / Spidey (Despite-he) is a superhero, he still has to knock!
Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2002 Spider-Mania Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!