2018 Archive: The Spider-Verse

A guy walks in and says, “I’m a Spider-Man from another dimension.” The bartender says, “In this dimension, you’re just a guy who needs a taxi.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

@Terminator_T80008/15/2011 11:12I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Lock_Stock_Two05/18/2004 23:38It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@PeanutButter_J07/03/2011 02:04It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Search_Scout_9902/28/2001 04:51Scouting the web for gems like this.

@Flash_Game_Dev03/15/2004 09:33I should make a game about this joke.

@Browser_War_V09/10/2009 19:32Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

@Podcast_Listener11/30/2012 14:14I’ll mention this in my next episode!