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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

A guy asks for a "Xenomorph" shot. The bartender gives him somet...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

The copper mug remains the most stable element in the universe.P...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

"I'm a hand-carved sphere. I'm very demure."Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

@WebTV_Viewer06/30/2000 08:21Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Sid_Meier_Fan12/25/1998 13:40Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Scream_Ghostface07/05/2000 21:31Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Inkjet_Printers03/14/2004 01:52Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Wild_Thornberry06/21/1998 04:32Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Pedro_For_Pres05/13/2015 14:13Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Zoolander_Mug10/18/1996 23:43I’m a merman! A merman laughing!