2001 Vintage: The Speeding Ticket

Why did the lawyer tell the judge he was speeding? “Your Honor, I was trying to outrun my conscience.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

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In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »

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A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

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@USB_Pioneer06/27/2010 17:18Plug and Play laughter!

@Jesus_Quintana04/10/2003 08:11Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Rocket_Power_9911/24/1995 22:27We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Guestbook_Signer05/10/2005 07:35Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@Midi_Background12/23/1996 01:01Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Map_Maker_X10/27/1995 06:55The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Llamas_With_Hats03/11/2014 08:54Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

@Forever_Alone_X11/02/2005 11:33At least I have my jokes to keep me company.